The Singing Rock

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They love to play music of the Yi People at our little community 20 hours a day. It’s nice for tourists, but it’s driving us crazy.

We have spoken with the management and they have avoided our requests. Now we’re taking matters into our own hands.

The question is, how do we disable this speaker? I think if I unscrew it and clip the wires, that would turn it off. But we’re looking a more inconspicuous way to accomplish our goal. Of course, we would have to do this in the early hours of the night when the rent-a-cops are sleeping on duty.

Please advise. We don’t care that this is childish, I’m a recording musician and I can’t have that bleed into my mix anymore.

Would these ways work?

- pouring water into the speaker
- some sort of magnet
- Tom, is there a toxin I could dump all over it?

All ideas are welcome, thank you, this is not a joke!

-BOB-

3 Responses to “The Singing Rock”


  1. 1 ET

    Whatever you do, don’t be sk0t: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Sk0t

    You could build a HERF gun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Energy_Radio_Frequency_weapons

    You may want to figure out how to reduce its volume instead of breaking it. If it’s just ‘low’ but not ‘broken’ they may not try to fix it. But if it’s broken, someone is probably just going to replace it. This plan probably requires opening it up and adjusting the electronics, though. (Dad would know, I have no idea. I vote for the HERF gun.)

  2. 2 bob

    Thanks I will research more. I liked Helen’s hella serious email. Do you know how many people have complained Ma???? The whole damn community. I’m taking it out and Chun Mei is gonna be my accomplice.

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