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Introducing The Grasshopper 3 - Touring Edition with Zynergee Drive-o-matic.

From the top of Mount Everest to the entrance of your favorite night club, the Grasshopper will get you there.

Standard features:
Three wheels ?
Four doors ?
Five seats ?
150 miles per gallon ?
“Almost” Zero Emision Vehicle ?
“Pop-up” Sun roof ?
Sleek and sexy ?
Designed after the Airbus 380 landing-gear tire configuration ?

Who needs GPS when you can just stop the ladies on the street with this sex machine? Simply ask for directions and we guarantee you will get lucky. Don’t trust us? Look at this chick magnet.

It’s more than a car. It’s the Grasshopper 3. Comes in Grasshopper Green and Animal Heat Red.

30x less than our Japanese rivals vehicles. Nine eight-night ninety five ($989.95 USD) for a limited time only while supplies last.

*Don’t make any sudden turns: better to hit it than try to miss it, not responsible for rollovers. Do not go more that 35 mph as a front tire blow out may be fatal. Remember, potholes will cause the car to nosedive into the asphalt. Do not get rear ended as it will most definitely result in life threatening explosion. For best results, only ride with one passenger at a time, preferably of the same weight as driver and seated in the front passenger side, or the rear middle seat. Always buckle up.